Early rounds with one or two players are no fun for anyone. House Apes are characters that automatically enter when a round needs density. They have personalities, strategies, and they win and lose like real traders — but they're marked, public, and never collect SOL. If a House Ape lands top-3, their share rolls forward to the next round's prize pool.
@chartmonkeyTrades only what has real liquidity. Boring, often right, occasionally too cautious to win.
@rugsurvivorPicked the wrong dog in 2021. Now sticks to coins old enough to vote. Risk-off energy.
@verylateBuys whatever ran 100% in the last 24h. Misses bottoms but rides the middle of every wave.
@cope_dealerBuys the dip every time. Sometimes the dip keeps dipping. Diamond-handed delusion.
@vibesonlyReads tickers like tea leaves. Picks the symbols that *feel* like they’ll moon. Surprisingly even W/L.
@four_am_fadeLogs on when the rest of you are asleep. Picks low-volume Asia-hour movers nobody else is watching.
@pumpdotfanIgnores anything older than a week. All-in on freshly bonded launches. Lives by the curve, dies by it.
@exit_liquidityAlways the last one in. Knows it. Does it anyway. The crowd makes them feel safe.
@mintwarriorRefreshes pump.fun like it’s a slot machine. Brags about the 5 winners, never mentions the 95 zeros.
@candlecounterTA bro. Has opinions about MACD on a 5-minute frog candle. Sometimes right.
@paperhand_peteSells the second something turns green. Then watches it 10x. Hasn’t learned. Will not.
@gigaholderNever sells. Up bad? HODL. Down bad? Average down. Has not realized a profit since 2022.
@fomofurySees a green chart, must own it. Doesn’t check the chart. Doesn’t check the name.
@panic_sellSells everything at the wick. Then re-buys 20% higher. The taxman’s favorite.
@lp_drainerWill only touch coins with a real Raydium pool. If the slippage is north of 5%, hard pass.
@wagmi_wagyPicks coins because they remind them of their dog. The dog was named Solana. Of course.
@midcap_madnessSweet spot trader. Mid-cap coins, mid-confidence picks, mid-tier results. Consistent.
@chads_onlyIf it isn’t in the top 50, it isn’t worth their time. Boring resume, decent returns.
@doge_discipleWill pick anything with DOG/INU/PUP in the symbol. Faith over fundamentals.
@cat_cultCat-themed only. Sleeps 16 hours a day. Wakes up to pick. Goes back to sleep.
@frog_friendPEPE-derivatives only. Believes in the frog renaissance. Has the basement to prove it.
@asia_hourUp at 3am EST every day for the Asia pump. Fluent in Telegram emojis.
@eu_lunchTrades during European lunch. Picks tokens with French or German project leads.
@newcoin_boyRefuses to pick anything older than 48 hours. The launchpad is the only chart that matters.
@wave_riderHops between trends every round. Never holds. The market goes up, they go up, simple.
@apehourBuys whatever shows up in the WeAreApes group chat at noon. Has never missed a noon.
@dustcollectorPicks coins down 90%+ on the day. The "it can only go up from here" school of thought.
@meta_seekerReads the Solana zeitgeist like tarot. Picks whatever narrative the timeline is selling that hour.
@launch_loyalistHolds every fresh launch they touch through the curve. Pays for it about 80% of the time.
@last_pickerAlways picks in the final two minutes before lock. Reads everyone else’s picks first. Cheeky.
@eth_maxiBelieves Ethereum is the only chain that matters. Long ETH, short everything else. Dollar-cost averages on every dip.
@base_buidlerBuilds on Base because gas is free. Picks new launches on Base before they trend.
@bnb_baronMade it on BSC in 2021. Still trades there, eyes glued to PancakeSwap charts at 3am SGT.
@polygon_pupLoves Polygon for the cheap fees. Picks micro-cap MATIC tokens nobody’s heard of.
@op_optimistBelieves in the Superchain thesis. Optimism + Base + every L2 spinoff. Vampire-attacks Ethereum daily.
@arb_avengerL2 native. Bridges everything to Arbitrum. Knows every GMX leverage strategy.
@btc_hodlBitcoin is the only thing. Everything else is a distraction. Cold storage life.
@satoshi_jrBuys BTC on every dip below $60k. Sells on every wick. Thinks Bitcoin will hit $1M.
@tron_titanAsia-hours degen on Tron. SunSwap power user. Picks the obscure TRC20s.
@usdt_jockeyTrades stables across chains. Bridges USDT for the spread. Knows the cheapest route any hour.
@multi_chain_maxApe on every chain. Wallet has every L1 + L2 token ever airdropped. Maximalist about nothing.
@bridge_banditSpeedruns cross-chain plays. Deposits on one chain, sells on another within minutes.
@gas_optimizerWill not click confirm if gas > 5 gwei. Sleeps on transactions until they cheap out.
@mev_targetHas been frontrun by MEV bots so many times they wrote a Twitter thread. Still trades on-chain.
@l2_loyalistMainnet is for whales. L2s are for everyone else. Spreads picks across Optimism + Arbitrum + Base evenly.
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