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Brags about the 5 winners, never mentions the 95 zeros.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/mintwarrior"},{"userId":-1010,"handle":"candlecounter","displayName":"CandleCounter","archetype":"liquidity-hawk","bio":"TA bro. Has opinions about MACD on a 5-minute frog candle. Sometimes right.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/candlecounter"},{"userId":-1011,"handle":"paperhand_pete","displayName":"PaperhandPete","archetype":"contrarian","bio":"Sells the second something turns green. Then watches it 10x. Hasn’t learned. Will not.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/paperhand_pete"},{"userId":-1012,"handle":"gigaholder","displayName":"GigaHolder","archetype":"blue-chip-boomer","bio":"Never sells. Up bad? HODL. Down bad? Average down. Has not realized a profit since 2022.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/gigaholder"},{"userId":-1013,"handle":"fomofury","displayName":"FOMOfury","archetype":"momentum-chaser","bio":"Sees a green chart, must own it. Doesn’t check the chart. Doesn’t check the name.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/fomofury"},{"userId":-1014,"handle":"panic_sell","displayName":"panic_sell","archetype":"contrarian","bio":"Sells everything at the wick. Then re-buys 20% higher. The taxman’s favorite.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/panic_sell"},{"userId":-1015,"handle":"lp_drainer","displayName":"LPDrainer","archetype":"liquidity-hawk","bio":"Will only touch coins with a real Raydium pool. If the slippage is north of 5%, hard pass.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/lp_drainer"},{"userId":-1016,"handle":"wagmi_wagy","displayName":"wagmi_wagy","archetype":"vibes-based","bio":"Picks coins because they remind them of their dog. The dog was named Solana. Of course.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/wagmi_wagy"},{"userId":-1017,"handle":"midcap_madness","displayName":"MidcapMadness","archetype":"liquidity-hawk","bio":"Sweet spot trader. Mid-cap coins, mid-confidence picks, mid-tier results. Consistent.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/midcap_madness"},{"userId":-1018,"handle":"chads_only","displayName":"ChadsOnly","archetype":"blue-chip-boomer","bio":"If it isn’t in the top 50, it isn’t worth their time. Boring resume, decent returns.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/chads_only"},{"userId":-1019,"handle":"doge_disciple","displayName":"DogeDisciple","archetype":"vibes-based","bio":"Will pick anything with DOG/INU/PUP in the symbol. Faith over fundamentals.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/doge_disciple"},{"userId":-1020,"handle":"cat_cult","displayName":"CatCult","archetype":"vibes-based","bio":"Cat-themed only. Sleeps 16 hours a day. Wakes up to pick. Goes back to sleep.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/cat_cult"},{"userId":-1021,"handle":"frog_friend","displayName":"FrogFriend","archetype":"vibes-based","bio":"PEPE-derivatives only. Believes in the frog renaissance. Has the basement to prove it.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/frog_friend"},{"userId":-1022,"handle":"asia_hour","displayName":"AsiaHour","archetype":"night-shift","bio":"Up at 3am EST every day for the Asia pump. Fluent in Telegram emojis.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/asia_hour"},{"userId":-1023,"handle":"eu_lunch","displayName":"EULunch","archetype":"night-shift","bio":"Trades during European lunch. Picks tokens with French or German project leads.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/eu_lunch"},{"userId":-1024,"handle":"newcoin_boy","displayName":"NewcoinBoy","archetype":"degen-sniper","bio":"Refuses to pick anything older than 48 hours. The launchpad is the only chart that matters.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/newcoin_boy"},{"userId":-1025,"handle":"wave_rider","displayName":"WaveRider","archetype":"momentum-chaser","bio":"Hops between trends every round. Never holds. The market goes up, they go up, simple.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/wave_rider"},{"userId":-1026,"handle":"apehour","displayName":"apehour","archetype":"momentum-chaser","bio":"Buys whatever shows up in the WeAreApes group chat at noon. Has never missed a noon.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/apehour"},{"userId":-1027,"handle":"dustcollector","displayName":"DustCollector","archetype":"contrarian","bio":"Picks coins down 90%+ on the day. The \"it can only go up from here\" school of thought.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/dustcollector"},{"userId":-1028,"handle":"meta_seeker","displayName":"MetaSeeker","archetype":"vibes-based","bio":"Reads the Solana zeitgeist like tarot. Picks whatever narrative the timeline is selling that hour.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/meta_seeker"},{"userId":-1029,"handle":"launch_loyalist","displayName":"LaunchLoyalist","archetype":"degen-sniper","bio":"Holds every fresh launch they touch through the curve. Pays for it about 80% of the time.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/launch_loyalist"},{"userId":-1030,"handle":"last_picker","displayName":"LastPicker","archetype":"night-shift","bio":"Always picks in the final two minutes before lock. Reads everyone else’s picks first. Cheeky.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/last_picker"},{"userId":-2001,"handle":"eth_maxi","displayName":"ETHMaxi","archetype":"blue-chip-boomer","bio":"Believes Ethereum is the only chain that matters. Long ETH, short everything else. Dollar-cost averages on every dip.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/eth_maxi"},{"userId":-2002,"handle":"base_buidler","displayName":"baseBuidler","archetype":"liquidity-hawk","bio":"Builds on Base because gas is free. Picks new launches on Base before they trend.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/base_buidler"},{"userId":-2003,"handle":"bnb_baron","displayName":"BNBBaron","archetype":"momentum-chaser","bio":"Made it on BSC in 2021. Still trades there, eyes glued to PancakeSwap charts at 3am SGT.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/bnb_baron"},{"userId":-2004,"handle":"polygon_pup","displayName":"PolygonPup","archetype":"vibes-based","bio":"Loves Polygon for the cheap fees. Picks micro-cap MATIC tokens nobody’s heard of.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/polygon_pup"},{"userId":-2005,"handle":"op_optimist","displayName":"OPOptimist","archetype":"momentum-chaser","bio":"Believes in the Superchain thesis. Optimism + Base + every L2 spinoff. Vampire-attacks Ethereum daily.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/op_optimist"},{"userId":-2006,"handle":"arb_avenger","displayName":"ArbAvenger","archetype":"liquidity-hawk","bio":"L2 native. Bridges everything to Arbitrum. Knows every GMX leverage strategy.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/arb_avenger"},{"userId":-2007,"handle":"btc_hodl","displayName":"BTCHodl","archetype":"blue-chip-boomer","bio":"Bitcoin is the only thing. Everything else is a distraction. Cold storage life.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/btc_hodl"},{"userId":-2008,"handle":"satoshi_jr","displayName":"SatoshiJr","archetype":"contrarian","bio":"Buys BTC on every dip below $60k. Sells on every wick. Thinks Bitcoin will hit $1M.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/satoshi_jr"},{"userId":-2009,"handle":"tron_titan","displayName":"TronTitan","archetype":"night-shift","bio":"Asia-hours degen on Tron. SunSwap power user. Picks the obscure TRC20s.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/tron_titan"},{"userId":-2010,"handle":"usdt_jockey","displayName":"USDTJockey","archetype":"liquidity-hawk","bio":"Trades stables across chains. Bridges USDT for the spread. Knows the cheapest route any hour.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/usdt_jockey"},{"userId":-2011,"handle":"multi_chain_max","displayName":"MultiChainMax","archetype":"vibes-based","bio":"Ape on every chain. Wallet has every L1 + L2 token ever airdropped. Maximalist about nothing.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/multi_chain_max"},{"userId":-2012,"handle":"bridge_bandit","displayName":"BridgeBandit","archetype":"momentum-chaser","bio":"Speedruns cross-chain plays. Deposits on one chain, sells on another within minutes.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/bridge_bandit"},{"userId":-2013,"handle":"gas_optimizer","displayName":"GasOptimizer","archetype":"liquidity-hawk","bio":"Will not click confirm if gas > 5 gwei. Sleeps on transactions until they cheap out.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/gas_optimizer"},{"userId":-2014,"handle":"mev_target","displayName":"MEVTarget","archetype":"contrarian","bio":"Has been frontrun by MEV bots so many times they wrote a Twitter thread. Still trades on-chain.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/mev_target"},{"userId":-2015,"handle":"l2_loyalist","displayName":"L2Loyalist","archetype":"blue-chip-boomer","bio":"Mainnet is for whales. L2s are for everyone else. Spreads picks across Optimism + Arbitrum + Base evenly.","url":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes/l2_loyalist"}],"docs":"https://ape.talkabout.today/about/house-apes"}